There are many pleasures I enjoy as an occasional blogger, one of them (okay, maybe the only one) is getting to see what search terms have brought people to NYCW.

What I’ve found from looking at recent search terms is that people have a lot of questions regarding homosexuality. Here are just a few examples (I added in capitals and punctuation where appropriate):

• Do any straight men watch Supernatural?
• Is Matt Czuchry gay?
• Matt Czuchry is gay.
• Howie Day gay
• McDreamy McSteamy gay
• Lead singer of The Script and Matt Dallas

First of all – really? Is the lead singer of The Script dating Matt Dallas?! Wow, seriously hot match right there. I can’t wait for candids to come out. Next, to answer your burning questions, from my own knowledge, I don’t believe Matt Czuchry is gay, and Howie Day is definitely not (see bizarre relationship with Britney from years ago and many references to girls on stage). As for McDreamy and McSteamy – I wish!

Do any straight men watch Supernatural? From personal experience, I have not yet met a straight man who watches Supernatural. But maybe we can start a tally or something? Leave a comment if you know of one!

Speaking of Matt Czuchry, a few of you are seriously curious about him.

• Matt Czuchry, personal life
• Matt Czuchry, family origin
• Matt Czuchry, sexy
• Matt Czuchry, gay

God guys, just go watch The Good Wife or Gilmore Girls reruns and stay off Google for a little bit.

• Are you high? He looks like Matthew McConaughey!
• Show fucking.

What’s show fucking? And why are you coming here for it?!

• Is Rob Lowe a narcissist?

You know, I don’t know if he is one, but I sure as hell am mad at him for leaving Brothers & Sisters.

• If you win me, I will undress.

Mmmm, hot. What do I have to do?

• Guys, I really fucked up
• Curtis is so mad right now
• Russell Brand on Prison Break

Wait… what?

Chuck Bass really brings in the hits. So many people who share in the same unhealthy obsessive love for him. Let’s start our own fan club guys!

• I love you too Chuck Bass!
• Brand of the white Chuck Bass (what?)
• Chuck Bass, favourite brands
• What does Chuck Bass like and dislike?
• Chuck Bass is my life.
• Chuck Bass, apartment
• Why did Chuck and Blair breakup?

Since we’re on the topic of Chuck, lots of people seem to be curious about what BlackBerry Chuck has.

• Chuck Bass’s BlackBerry
• What BlackBerry does Chuck Bass have?
• BlackBerry Chuck Bass

You get the picture.

So today, here at NYCW, I’ve decided to do some investigative work for you guys to find out what BlackBerry Chuck uses. While Chuck previously sported an LG Dare (so not Chuck Bass), he recently upgraded to a BlackBerry. Through my research on blackberry.com, Google Images, and season 3 Gossip Girl episodes, I have concluded that Chuck uses the BlackBerry Tour 9630. You can thank me later.

I had a really lame day… and now night, tomorrow. Whatever. Does blog therapy work? Well if not, some eye candy should do it.

So here’s the criteria: TV actors who don’t get any appreciation. Basically, this is a really random, biased list. Scroll down for notes!

#1 Seth Gabel

#2 Robert Buckley

#3 Vincent Kartheiser

#4 Zachary Booth

#5 Taylor Handley

#6 James Lafferty

#7 Matt Czuchry

#8 Matt Dallas

Notes

• Seth Gabel: Nip/Tuck, Dirty Sexy Money, and now Fringe! I guess I’ll be catching up on that asap.
• Robert Buckley: Lipstick Jungle, Privileged, and now One Tree Hill. No matter where he goes, he’ll always be Kirby to me.
• Vincent Kartheiser: TVwise – Angel, and now Mad Men obviously. You know, it’s always Don Draper this, Don Draper that. WHAT ABOUT PETE CAMPBELL?! Think about that for a second.
• Zachary Booth: Damages. God, just look at him.
• Taylor Handley: The O.C., Hidden Palms. OMG GUYS. So Taylor’s been in a few episodes of Southland, opposite Ben McKenzie! The stars are aligning!
• James Lafferty: One Tree Hill. Sigh. I’m starting to look like a One Tree Hill fangirl… one of the worst scripted shows in history. But NATHAN. Let’s just say I’ve sat through a few whole episodes just for him.
• Matt Czuchry: Gilmore Girls, The Good Wife. You guys already know how I feel about Logan Huntzberger.
• Matt Dallas: Kyle XY, Eastwick, Some Briefcase TV Movie With Hilary Duff. Wow, how does she always manage to creep onto NYCW? I guess I should start embracing her or something.

1. My gigantic box of the most amazing pens ever is EMPTY. I couldn’t find them at Staples, so I googled them, found someone with the exact same problem as me (see drawing, I may as well have drawn that, but I don’t have the pens anymore), and learned that they’ve been DISCONTINUED! Do you know how hard it is to find the perfect pen? What will I write with now? Not to mention, I have midterms right now, so this is the worst time for a pen crisis.
2. As far as procrastination goes, I’ve been watching The Good Wife, mainly because of Matt Czuchry (more affectionately remembered as Logan Huntzberger to most), who I have been orgasmically lusting over since Gilmore Girls. If I ever meet anyone even remotely similar to him in real life, I will marry him on the spot. Hopefully he stays on for season 2! Aside from Logan, there’s something about The Good Wife that makes me want to keep watching even though it’s not the most brilliant show ever, not even close. On that subject actually, why did Julianna Margulies win a freaking Golden Globe for it? I haven’t really seen any outstanding acting from her yet, no standout scenes or anything. I’ll never understand awards shows. Yes, I’m looking at you Grammy Awards, Taylor Swift for best album? Really? Were you shitfaced when you made that decision? Clearly. I’m starting my own awards show, as soon as I start my own TV network (the one that will adopt cancelled shows like Ugly Betty).
3. Anyway, I need to study, so the list ends here.