I’m supposed to be studying for my physics quiz, but I couldn’t care less right now. Let’s make a list.

1. How did the weather get so disgustingly hot? Why can’t we ever have happy mediums? I either have to be freezing to death or dying to strip all my clothes off. And of course the A/C at our house is broken.
2. Have you ever had those shopping days where nothing fits? I literally tried on about 50 tops yesterday and none of them worked. Usually I walk in and find stuff I love asap. My past two shopping trips have been huge fails.
3. Doctor Who and I are just not going to be able to make it work. It really is one of those “it’s not you, it’s me” things this time. I mean, it’s a great show. I loved the first ep this season. But then I watched the second episode, and I guess it’s just too sci-fi, not enough “I think we’re meant for each other, let’s have sex right now”. I just can’t deal with unresolved sexual tension, and I understand that that’s just not what the show is about. Matt Smith however, you are perfection. High five!
4. THE APPRENTICE, which I think is officially my favourite show ever – Bret won! I’m so proud of him. Also, shut the fuck up about it being “head vs. heart”, he deserved to win as much as Holly, he made it to the finals and clearly won the last challenge. They didn’t need to turn it into a sympathy vote, but WHATEVER, GO BRET <3
5. More on Bret, he turned a cart and camera into a dolly cam okay? Hello. I want to pick up some Troparocka, but I’m guessing Canada doesn’t have any. Should I ebay it? More Apprentice in the spring and fall! Can’t wait.
6. I’m thinking of repainting my room and I can’t decide. I want something more mature, but I also really love the pink. I’m so torn! But then, new colours wise, I think I’d want deep purple, which would be darker, depressing etc. I DON’T KNOW GUYS. I wish painting in real life was similar to photoshop painting, you know fill with the colour you want, it looks lame, just CTRL-Z.
7. LOST ended this week and it seems half the planet was tuned in for the finale, but I was never a Lost fan. HOWEVER, I did want to know what it all meant in the end. If you’re in a similar boat, this video by nerimon/Alex Day was exactly what I needed.

OMG GUYS, I REALLY FUCKED UP TODAY. I have 5 exams left. FIVE. And a 30% assignment. Do you know what I did today?

1. Watched The Celebrity Apprentice.
2. Caught up on The Vampire Diaries. That was A LOT of episodes… (YES, I’M A FAN NOW. I love it. Don’t judge me.)
3. Watched Damages.
4. Watched United States of Tara.
5. Watched The Amazing Race.

SO much time wasted. And it’s not even today anymore, it’s tomorrow! Why does the next day start at midnight? It doesn’t make any sense. I say it should start at 12 noon. And we should be expected at work/school at 1/2pm. The world would be a better place, I guarantee it.

I also recently decided to ban fast food from my life… I knew this would be hard. I mean, McDonald’s is pretty much my favourite place in the whole world. It went well for a week and a half. Then the other day I broke down and got myself a Big Mac combo… and yesterday – Wendy’s.

It’s okay, it’s okay, I’m back on the wagon now! I think I can do it. If only I had a really hot male sponsor or something… a sponsor anyway. Is there an Eaters Anonymous I can join? No no, I’m not that bad. Except I am. It’s cool. I have this. I can do it.

Since we were talking about The Apprentice. I really love that show. CURTIS. And Sharon! She’s amazing, I hope she finally gets more airtime next week.

Another thing, ONTD recently told me that using a lot of exclamation marks and the term OMG loosely are both stupid indicators. OMG I NEED TO WORK ON THAT!!! Honestly though, I think we need a new word to replace OMG. It just doesn’t have the same effect anymore. What if something really does deserve an OMG? No one will take it seriously! The same can be said for LOL I guess. Now we all have to go around typing “LOL IRL”. These are serious issues. I don’t know why no one ever addresses them.

Next. Oh right, Damages. Leonard and Joe Tobin effectively broke my heart during this episode. You know Lenny, if you need a family, I will be more than willing to provide one. Screw the Tobins! Except for Joe. I will gladly adopt Joe as well. And Tom Shayes.

And just because I have no shame, and because you can’t go a post without some sort of image to help you along…

GOD DAMN. How amazing are their boots?!

While we’re on the topic of vampires actually, can I just say how much I can’t wait for certain other vampires to be back? Come on already True Blood!

Yes, I felt like posting ridiculously large images. Sorry if I crashed your computer or something.