Seth Gabel’s sudden appearance on United States of Tara MADE MY LIFE last night. And there will be more Seth for the rest of the season! I can’t believe I didn’t know about this beforehand, I’m such a terrible fan! And don’t even give me the “who?” – I haven’t posted in a whole month, I thought that as a frequent visitor of NYCW, his face would be permanently embedded in your brain. You’re welcome. I swear to god, he seems like the sweetest, most endearing creature on the planet. Yet somehow ridiculously lust worthy. I’ve never been more jealous of Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.

Speaking of… it’s been a month! I honestly don’t know what happened. But I have a new idea! I’m going to make short posts like this one. In theory, this will mean more frequent posts. In theory. I mean, TOTALLY, yes, way more posts. I’m going to have faith in myself this time! I can do it! I can do more than two posts a month!

LATER KIDS

I had a really lame day… and now night, tomorrow. Whatever. Does blog therapy work? Well if not, some eye candy should do it.

So here’s the criteria: TV actors who don’t get any appreciation. Basically, this is a really random, biased list. Scroll down for notes!

#1 Seth Gabel

#2 Robert Buckley

#3 Vincent Kartheiser

#4 Zachary Booth

#5 Taylor Handley

#6 James Lafferty

#7 Matt Czuchry

#8 Matt Dallas

Notes

• Seth Gabel: Nip/Tuck, Dirty Sexy Money, and now Fringe! I guess I’ll be catching up on that asap.
• Robert Buckley: Lipstick Jungle, Privileged, and now One Tree Hill. No matter where he goes, he’ll always be Kirby to me.
• Vincent Kartheiser: TVwise – Angel, and now Mad Men obviously. You know, it’s always Don Draper this, Don Draper that. WHAT ABOUT PETE CAMPBELL?! Think about that for a second.
• Zachary Booth: Damages. God, just look at him.
• Taylor Handley: The O.C., Hidden Palms. OMG GUYS. So Taylor’s been in a few episodes of Southland, opposite Ben McKenzie! The stars are aligning!
• James Lafferty: One Tree Hill. Sigh. I’m starting to look like a One Tree Hill fangirl… one of the worst scripted shows in history. But NATHAN. Let’s just say I’ve sat through a few whole episodes just for him.
• Matt Czuchry: Gilmore Girls, The Good Wife. You guys already know how I feel about Logan Huntzberger.
• Matt Dallas: Kyle XY, Eastwick, Some Briefcase TV Movie With Hilary Duff. Wow, how does she always manage to creep onto NYCW? I guess I should start embracing her or something.

OMG GUYS, I REALLY FUCKED UP TODAY. I have 5 exams left. FIVE. And a 30% assignment. Do you know what I did today?

1. Watched The Celebrity Apprentice.
2. Caught up on The Vampire Diaries. That was A LOT of episodes… (YES, I’M A FAN NOW. I love it. Don’t judge me.)
3. Watched Damages.
4. Watched United States of Tara.
5. Watched The Amazing Race.

SO much time wasted. And it’s not even today anymore, it’s tomorrow! Why does the next day start at midnight? It doesn’t make any sense. I say it should start at 12 noon. And we should be expected at work/school at 1/2pm. The world would be a better place, I guarantee it.

I also recently decided to ban fast food from my life… I knew this would be hard. I mean, McDonald’s is pretty much my favourite place in the whole world. It went well for a week and a half. Then the other day I broke down and got myself a Big Mac combo… and yesterday – Wendy’s.

It’s okay, it’s okay, I’m back on the wagon now! I think I can do it. If only I had a really hot male sponsor or something… a sponsor anyway. Is there an Eaters Anonymous I can join? No no, I’m not that bad. Except I am. It’s cool. I have this. I can do it.

Since we were talking about The Apprentice. I really love that show. CURTIS. And Sharon! She’s amazing, I hope she finally gets more airtime next week.

Another thing, ONTD recently told me that using a lot of exclamation marks and the term OMG loosely are both stupid indicators. OMG I NEED TO WORK ON THAT!!! Honestly though, I think we need a new word to replace OMG. It just doesn’t have the same effect anymore. What if something really does deserve an OMG? No one will take it seriously! The same can be said for LOL I guess. Now we all have to go around typing “LOL IRL”. These are serious issues. I don’t know why no one ever addresses them.

Next. Oh right, Damages. Leonard and Joe Tobin effectively broke my heart during this episode. You know Lenny, if you need a family, I will be more than willing to provide one. Screw the Tobins! Except for Joe. I will gladly adopt Joe as well. And Tom Shayes.

And just because I have no shame, and because you can’t go a post without some sort of image to help you along…

GOD DAMN. How amazing are their boots?!

While we’re on the topic of vampires actually, can I just say how much I can’t wait for certain other vampires to be back? Come on already True Blood!

Yes, I felt like posting ridiculously large images. Sorry if I crashed your computer or something.

1. Community is the shit. And Joel McHale makes my life pretty much. How have I been missing out on this?
2. Oh sorry, I should explain where I’ve been… nowhere. Doing absolutely nothing. My life has become a series of procrastinated assignments. The amount of marks I’ve lost this term for handing things in late is embarrassing. I hate myself.
3. How are pictures of Zac Efron so inspiring? Even when you can’t see his face? He makes me want to actually get started on my two papers due  Monday! Okay… no, even The Zefron doesn’t have those powers.
4. You know what’s annoying? When the hot, impeccable, perfect guy you’ve been staring at all term in class decides to make out with his girlfriend in front of an elevator JUST as you’re getting on said elevator. I’m just saying, it totally ruins the fantasy.
5. I know what you’re thinking, that title is too long. Why couldn’t it have just fit in one line?! I hate character restrictions! Half my life is now spent trying to cram my pointless Twitter updates into 140 characters.
6. THIS is one of the single most awesome things I have ever been introduced to. Enjoy the sound of rain wherever you have an Internet connection! I’d like to say it helped me study. I’d like to.
7. The Libertines had/are having some form of a reunion! Dammit, seeing Pete and Carl together is priceless, adorable, what dreams are made of, etc.
8. It’s been almost a month that I’ve been off Grey’s Anatomy. I have to say, my life is definitely less miserable and pessimistic! I know I’m going to start having McSteamy/Dreamy/Army & Alex cravings soon though…
9. I’ve been thinking really hard about something lately… what if the men on Private Practice had Mc nicknames? WHAT WOULD THEY BE? Dell is easy, obviously he’d be McZefron. Okay, that’s where my creative powers died.
10. I really thoroughly enjoyed Phil on Modern Family this week. Oh and Gloria is still my idol.
11. Since we’re talking about TV – UGLY BETTY. Daniel and Betty! It has to happen! Please Ugly Betty gods, make it happen! None of this Henry Grubstick bullshit please. If that’s how this show ends, we’re going to have another Gilmore Girls on our hands and that already ruined my life. Cue dramatic sigh.
12. In other random news, I love Nicole Richie. Who wants to marathon The Simple Life with me? Anyone?
13. I know, all I ever talk about is school and TV. Get over it. I gave you more than 10 points this time (A WHOLE 13), you should be thanking me. So you’re welcome.

Just so you guys know, I was debating between this title and “You’ve lost your muchness”, in the end I chose Gossip Girl over Alice in Wonderland, even though Gossip Girl doesn’t deserve shit from me right now.

Did that sound bitter? I’m not bitter. I’m not disappointed. Gossip Girl has completely lived up to expectations. Season 2 and 3 have been just as brilliant as Season 1. Jenny is my favourite character. They’re totally employing Kevin Zegers’ full potential and not making me dislike him. Dan and Vanessa are a match made in heaven, not to mention, Dan looks ravishing in a wife beater. Chace Crawford deserves an Emmy for his acting. I love how he much he’s learned and grown as an actor. Blair is totally back to Queen B status and I love it. Chuck’s storyline does him so much justice. And his mom is so cool, I want to be her when I grow up. Serena is totally not a whore and I want to model my life after hers. Rufus is the best husband ever, I’d be lucky to meet a man half as epic as he is.

Moving on.

I saw Alice in Wonderland this week. With my two siblings, AND my two little cousins. It was such a family affair. 3D glasses are great for photo-ops aren’t they? Sara is totally rocking a jean jacket by the way, AND polka dot pants. Bold. Very bold.

As for the movie, I really enjoyed it. I think it helped that I went in with low expectations. I really liked all of the characters, especially the Hatter and Red Queen, obviously. Who else sensed a ton of sexual tension between Alice and Mad Hatter? I was dying for them to just jump on top of each other or something… And the scene at the end with the Hatter was heartbreaking, poor guy. I also enjoyed the White Queen’s constant hand gestures. Very convincing. Some really great lines as well, aside from losing your muchness – imagining six impossible things before breakfast, “I’m investigating things that begin with the letter M”, and of course “You’re mad, bonkers, off your head! But I’ll tell you a secret: All the best people are.” Really sweet.

I’ve heard people saying Johnny Depp’s dancing at the end was awkward and out of place, but I loved it! Futterwagoning for the win. Am I right or am I right?