OMG GUYS, I REALLY FUCKED UP TODAY. I have 5 exams left. FIVE. And a 30% assignment. Do you know what I did today?
- Watched The Celebrity Apprentice.
- Caught up on The Vampire Diaries. That was A LOT of episodes… (YES, I’M A FAN NOW. I love it. Don’t judge me.)
- Watched Damages.
- Watched United States of Tara.
- Watched The Amazing Race.
SO much time wasted. And it’s not even today anymore, it’s tomorrow! Why does the next day start at midnight? It doesn’t make any sense. I say it should start at 12 noon. And we should be expected at work/school at 1/2pm. The world would be a better place, I guarantee it.
I also recently decided to ban fast food from my life… I knew this would be hard. I mean, McDonald’s is pretty much my favourite place in the whole world. It went well for a week and a half. Then the other day I broke down and got myself a Big Mac combo… and yesterday – Wendy’s.
It’s okay, it’s okay, I’m back on the wagon now! I think I can do it. If only I had a really hot male sponsor or something… a sponsor anyway. Is there an Eaters Anonymous I can join? No no, I’m not that bad. Except I am. It’s cool. I have this. I can do it.
Since we were talking about The Apprentice. I really love that show. CURTIS. And Sharon! She’s amazing, I hope she finally gets more airtime next week.
Another thing, ONTD recently told me that using a lot of exclamation marks and the term OMG loosely are both stupid indicators. OMG I NEED TO WORK ON THAT!!! Honestly though, I think we need a new word to replace OMG. It just doesn’t have the same effect anymore. What if something really does deserve an OMG? No one will take it seriously! The same can be said for LOL I guess. Now we all have to go around typing “LOL IRL”. These are serious issues. I don’t know why no one ever addresses them.
Next. Oh right, Damages. Leonard and Joe Tobin effectively broke my heart during this episode. You know Lenny, if you need a family, I will be more than willing to provide one. Screw the Tobins! Except for Joe. I will gladly adopt Joe as well. And Tom Shayes.
And just because I have no shame, and because you can’t go a post without some sort of image to help you along…
GOD DAMN. How amazing are their boots?!
While we’re on the topic of vampires actually, can I just say how much I can’t wait for certain other vampires to be back? Come on already True Blood!
Yes, I felt like posting ridiculously large images. Sorry if I crashed your computer or something.
Bravo to you for watching Celebrity Apprentice. I agree with you (For once) Curtis or Sharon FTW hands down! Hopefully Sharon recovers before getting eliminated. But honestly I am astonished you can eat a big mac! I am always impressed to hear a girl can handle one of those! While I don’t think you need to give up fast food, I SHOULD encourage you not to but I won’t especially cause Wendy’s is too good to give up (On that note, I ate Popeyes for the past two days). You’re very right about the OMG remark, I hope I don’t use it often but I dunno based on my own style I do not use caps often and so I think if you break into caps in general, then the sky’s the limit. However, I am curious to see what you find in your search for replacing “OMG” keep me posted! As for being unproductive in the day it can’t be helped. I have an exam in about 14.5 hours and why I am not sleeping or taking a study break right now is a good question =). Though I find if you know what you want to watch and tell yourself you will watch it after exams are over then it tends to feel better if you’re watching it. Might I ask why there was no homage to Ugly Betty in your post ;) Just a thought =). Well that’s my essay of the day, sadly I expect it to be better than what I am going to write later today. Ah exams how I hate thee. Good luck on yours and that assignment =P
1) Did you see this week’s? Sharon! And Curtis shirtless, I know you enjoyed that. I’m Team Brett forever though.
2) Wendy’s! Thank you! No one understands why I love it so much lol.
3) I will keep you posted, so far my research has been inconsequential. I’ve also overused caps, so not a practical solution for me.
4) You’re right, if only I had some self-control!
5) This was before the Betty finale, sadly. I did express my feelings on Tumblr though. SIGH, I’m still sad about that.
hey sweets. so i gotta say i’m lovin the apprentice, but you know i do. usually i’m n average man fan, not celeb, but i always had a crush on that sharon oz born. i don’t know. did you know my dream is to be mr. trump’s apprentice? i know, but it is true. i wanna help him with his buildings, but i think i ahve to go to business school first, i don’t know.
you know i think that diaries show is shit, i told sadaf too, no one listens to me. men don’t look like that in real life. but i did see that chick at loblaws once. i know, i know. oh by the way, i had a bet, and i knew youd get some mickey dee’s before the week was ovr, LO L. only a matter oftime. i hate wendys, but i like redheads.
damages is good. i wish patty was my mom. but i wanna fuck her too. is that bad? shit. i dont know. oh and joe tobins an idiot. lenny’s alright. but hes an idiot too. so is tom. only the women are smart ont his show its weird. true blood is good, i give it mad props. sooka is hot. later.
1) DID YOU SEE IT THIS WEEK? Your girl Sharon is back.
2) Weren’t you going to write the LSAT though? What happened to that plan?
3) Men don’t look like that in real life? You mean TVD isn’t a reality show?! WHAT
4) Thanks for betting on me, really appreciate it. /sarcasm
5) Patty is all yours J, incest or no incest.
6) So is Bill though. Right?