There are many pleasures I enjoy as an occasional blogger, one of them (okay, maybe the only one) is getting to see what search terms have brought people to NYCW.

What I’ve found from looking at recent search terms is that people have a lot of questions regarding homosexuality. Here are just a few examples (I added in capitals and punctuation where appropriate):

• Do any straight men watch Supernatural?
• Is Matt Czuchry gay?
• Matt Czuchry is gay.
• Howie Day gay
• McDreamy McSteamy gay
• Lead singer of The Script and Matt Dallas

First of all – really? Is the lead singer of The Script dating Matt Dallas?! Wow, seriously hot match right there. I can’t wait for candids to come out. Next, to answer your burning questions, from my own knowledge, I don’t believe Matt Czuchry is gay, and Howie Day is definitely not (see bizarre relationship with Britney from years ago and many references to girls on stage). As for McDreamy and McSteamy – I wish!

Do any straight men watch Supernatural? From personal experience, I have not yet met a straight man who watches Supernatural. But maybe we can start a tally or something? Leave a comment if you know of one!

Speaking of Matt Czuchry, a few of you are seriously curious about him.

• Matt Czuchry, personal life
• Matt Czuchry, family origin
• Matt Czuchry, sexy
• Matt Czuchry, gay

God guys, just go watch The Good Wife or Gilmore Girls reruns and stay off Google for a little bit.

• Are you high? He looks like Matthew McConaughey!
• Show fucking.

What’s show fucking? And why are you coming here for it?!

• Is Rob Lowe a narcissist?

You know, I don’t know if he is one, but I sure as hell am mad at him for leaving Brothers & Sisters.

• If you win me, I will undress.

Mmmm, hot. What do I have to do?

• Guys, I really fucked up
• Curtis is so mad right now
• Russell Brand on Prison Break

Wait… what?

Chuck Bass really brings in the hits. So many people who share in the same unhealthy obsessive love for him. Let’s start our own fan club guys!

• I love you too Chuck Bass!
• Brand of the white Chuck Bass (what?)
• Chuck Bass, favourite brands
• What does Chuck Bass like and dislike?
• Chuck Bass is my life.
• Chuck Bass, apartment
• Why did Chuck and Blair breakup?

Since we’re on the topic of Chuck, lots of people seem to be curious about what BlackBerry Chuck has.

• Chuck Bass’s BlackBerry
• What BlackBerry does Chuck Bass have?
• BlackBerry Chuck Bass

You get the picture.

So today, here at NYCW, I’ve decided to do some investigative work for you guys to find out what BlackBerry Chuck uses. While Chuck previously sported an LG Dare (so not Chuck Bass), he recently upgraded to a BlackBerry. Through my research on blackberry.com, Google Images, and season 3 Gossip Girl episodes, I have concluded that Chuck uses the BlackBerry Tour 9630. You can thank me later.

I’m supposed to be studying for my physics quiz, but I couldn’t care less right now. Let’s make a list.

1. How did the weather get so disgustingly hot? Why can’t we ever have happy mediums? I either have to be freezing to death or dying to strip all my clothes off. And of course the A/C at our house is broken.
2. Have you ever had those shopping days where nothing fits? I literally tried on about 50 tops yesterday and none of them worked. Usually I walk in and find stuff I love asap. My past two shopping trips have been huge fails.
3. Doctor Who and I are just not going to be able to make it work. It really is one of those “it’s not you, it’s me” things this time. I mean, it’s a great show. I loved the first ep this season. But then I watched the second episode, and I guess it’s just too sci-fi, not enough “I think we’re meant for each other, let’s have sex right now”. I just can’t deal with unresolved sexual tension, and I understand that that’s just not what the show is about. Matt Smith however, you are perfection. High five!
4. THE APPRENTICE, which I think is officially my favourite show ever – Bret won! I’m so proud of him. Also, shut the fuck up about it being “head vs. heart”, he deserved to win as much as Holly, he made it to the finals and clearly won the last challenge. They didn’t need to turn it into a sympathy vote, but WHATEVER, GO BRET <3
5. More on Bret, he turned a cart and camera into a dolly cam okay? Hello. I want to pick up some Troparocka, but I’m guessing Canada doesn’t have any. Should I ebay it? More Apprentice in the spring and fall! Can’t wait.
6. I’m thinking of repainting my room and I can’t decide. I want something more mature, but I also really love the pink. I’m so torn! But then, new colours wise, I think I’d want deep purple, which would be darker, depressing etc. I DON’T KNOW GUYS. I wish painting in real life was similar to photoshop painting, you know fill with the colour you want, it looks lame, just CTRL-Z.
7. LOST ended this week and it seems half the planet was tuned in for the finale, but I was never a Lost fan. HOWEVER, I did want to know what it all meant in the end. If you’re in a similar boat, this video by nerimon/Alex Day was exactly what I needed.

I had a really lame day… and now night, tomorrow. Whatever. Does blog therapy work? Well if not, some eye candy should do it.

So here’s the criteria: TV actors who don’t get any appreciation. Basically, this is a really random, biased list. Scroll down for notes!

#1 Seth Gabel

#2 Robert Buckley

#3 Vincent Kartheiser

#4 Zachary Booth

#5 Taylor Handley

#6 James Lafferty

#7 Matt Czuchry

#8 Matt Dallas

Notes

• Seth Gabel: Nip/Tuck, Dirty Sexy Money, and now Fringe! I guess I’ll be catching up on that asap.
• Robert Buckley: Lipstick Jungle, Privileged, and now One Tree Hill. No matter where he goes, he’ll always be Kirby to me.
• Vincent Kartheiser: TVwise – Angel, and now Mad Men obviously. You know, it’s always Don Draper this, Don Draper that. WHAT ABOUT PETE CAMPBELL?! Think about that for a second.
• Zachary Booth: Damages. God, just look at him.
• Taylor Handley: The O.C., Hidden Palms. OMG GUYS. So Taylor’s been in a few episodes of Southland, opposite Ben McKenzie! The stars are aligning!
• James Lafferty: One Tree Hill. Sigh. I’m starting to look like a One Tree Hill fangirl… one of the worst scripted shows in history. But NATHAN. Let’s just say I’ve sat through a few whole episodes just for him.
• Matt Czuchry: Gilmore Girls, The Good Wife. You guys already know how I feel about Logan Huntzberger.
• Matt Dallas: Kyle XY, Eastwick, Some Briefcase TV Movie With Hilary Duff. Wow, how does she always manage to creep onto NYCW? I guess I should start embracing her or something.

1. Community is the shit. And Joel McHale makes my life pretty much. How have I been missing out on this?
2. Oh sorry, I should explain where I’ve been… nowhere. Doing absolutely nothing. My life has become a series of procrastinated assignments. The amount of marks I’ve lost this term for handing things in late is embarrassing. I hate myself.
3. How are pictures of Zac Efron so inspiring? Even when you can’t see his face? He makes me want to actually get started on my two papers due  Monday! Okay… no, even The Zefron doesn’t have those powers.
4. You know what’s annoying? When the hot, impeccable, perfect guy you’ve been staring at all term in class decides to make out with his girlfriend in front of an elevator JUST as you’re getting on said elevator. I’m just saying, it totally ruins the fantasy.
5. I know what you’re thinking, that title is too long. Why couldn’t it have just fit in one line?! I hate character restrictions! Half my life is now spent trying to cram my pointless Twitter updates into 140 characters.
6. THIS is one of the single most awesome things I have ever been introduced to. Enjoy the sound of rain wherever you have an Internet connection! I’d like to say it helped me study. I’d like to.
7. The Libertines had/are having some form of a reunion! Dammit, seeing Pete and Carl together is priceless, adorable, what dreams are made of, etc.
8. It’s been almost a month that I’ve been off Grey’s Anatomy. I have to say, my life is definitely less miserable and pessimistic! I know I’m going to start having McSteamy/Dreamy/Army & Alex cravings soon though…
9. I’ve been thinking really hard about something lately… what if the men on Private Practice had Mc nicknames? WHAT WOULD THEY BE? Dell is easy, obviously he’d be McZefron. Okay, that’s where my creative powers died.
10. I really thoroughly enjoyed Phil on Modern Family this week. Oh and Gloria is still my idol.
11. Since we’re talking about TV – UGLY BETTY. Daniel and Betty! It has to happen! Please Ugly Betty gods, make it happen! None of this Henry Grubstick bullshit please. If that’s how this show ends, we’re going to have another Gilmore Girls on our hands and that already ruined my life. Cue dramatic sigh.
12. In other random news, I love Nicole Richie. Who wants to marathon The Simple Life with me? Anyone?
13. I know, all I ever talk about is school and TV. Get over it. I gave you more than 10 points this time (A WHOLE 13), you should be thanking me. So you’re welcome.

Here it is. Yet another post where I try to pass off an obscure lyric as a title and then follow with a list of random unrelated information. OK GO.

• My laptop’s CD drive has been an asshole for years (i.e. since I got it, and by asshole I mean it would randomly pop open during awkward silences and well, not work), so I thought I’d get it fixed since my insurance was about to run out. Best Buy was FAST. It’s been a couple of days and I have it back with the drive replaced. Five points for the Geek Squad or whatever.
• Speaking of my laptop, it got to the point where I had to wait ten minutes for it to start up, and another ten minutes for Chrome or Word to open, so I was going to do a system restore anyway. I thought, hey why not do the whole Windows 7 thing? So here I am. I know technically it’s not much different than Vista, but I love a change and it’s so much more aesthetically pleasing. Of course, I may be biased since a few days ago, it was moving at a crawl and Zac Efron wasn’t tiled across the background, but still.

• Yes, a screenshot is the only image I can produce right now. Whatever, it’s 4am and I feel like I haven’t slept in four months. AND I have a class at 9am. Why can’t classes start after lunch? Would it hurt, really? Who is actually able to process things that early?
• Remember a post ago I said I couldn’t wait for Wall Street 2? Well apparently, my blog is great at jinxing things. It’s being PUSHED BACK. BY FIVE MONTHS. WHAT?! I can’t talk about it. It’s too painful.
• But honestly, if I don’t get my yearly dose of Shia, I’m not going to make it you guys.
• This weekend’s going to be fun. I have two layouts to code, five hundred papers to get started on, and tons of procrastinating to do. When I finally get a vacation, I’m going to need to be rehabilitated for it.

THE END

• Ya, I don’t know why I just did that. It’s kind of cool though right? We should all end our blogs like this from now on. Who’s with me?